Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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