I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
Randomize
