it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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