Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
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