You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
Randomize
