And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
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