That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
my being single is dangerous.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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