You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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