Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
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