would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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