yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
It's not a walk of shame if you run
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
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