I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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