There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
Randomize
