Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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