Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
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