My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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