i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
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