I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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