She announced her abortion via fbk
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
It's blow job season.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
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