idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
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