Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
Dear god my vagina.
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