you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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