doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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