ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
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