so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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