I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
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