Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
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