no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
Randomize
