There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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