Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
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