I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
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