If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
Randomize
