I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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