You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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