I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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