Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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