I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
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