We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
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