if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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