a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
I need water and some morals
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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