Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
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