can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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