I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
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