lets start a swedish sibling band together
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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