am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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