If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Is it penis luge time yet?
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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