Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.
I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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