just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Still dying that you shit outside
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Randomize
