but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
he quoted the bible to break up with me
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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