Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
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