Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
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