like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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