dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
you never un-have a 4some
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
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