Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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